[Honestly, Leo is relieved Jason was fine with cake. While he absolutely would have thrown something together for his best bro, the cake was already made and ready to go and a lot easier of the options.]
Perfectamundo! [Which means he'll need to grab plates and forks and a big knife, but first! He grabs the gift bag again, holding it out to Jason.]
Gift first, then you'll get some of the most amazing cake ever, made by yours truly. [WITH LYRIA'S HELP but he's not one for baking so let him brag on himself for a minute. Shocking, right? But the gift is VERY important!!! They joke about it so much, Leo managed to get a hold of a baseball cap with a target symbol on the front. Because he couldn't resist.]
[Leo's already laughing as his joke before Jason even reacts, and it only gets worse once Jason actually sees the gift. He holds his stomach as he cackles, before wiping tears from his eyes.]
Isn't it great??
[if you want to kill him, Jason, you'd have every right.]
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oursavinggrace) wrote2014-01-01 05:29 pm
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[He probably wouldn't have minded it. But that sure looks like a cake box and he admittedly has a sweet tooth, so he relaxes.]
I'll settle for cake for breakfast.
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Perfectamundo! [Which means he'll need to grab plates and forks and a big knife, but first! He grabs the gift bag again, holding it out to Jason.]
Gift first, then you'll get some of the most amazing cake ever, made by yours truly. [WITH LYRIA'S HELP but he's not one for baking so let him brag on himself for a minute. Shocking, right? But the gift is VERY important!!! They joke about it so much, Leo managed to get a hold of a baseball cap with a target symbol on the front. Because he couldn't resist.]
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It's...]
Oh my gods.
[ why is this his life. jason shakes his head and covers his face with his hands. ]
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Isn't it great??
[if you want to kill him, Jason, you'd have every right.]
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What, you wanna make the headshots even easier for everyone?
[ LITERALLY PAINTING A TARGET ON HIM... ]
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No! What? Why on earth would you say that?
[So much sarcasm. IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S GONNA GET HIT ANYWHERE ELSE, RIGHT? RIGHT??]
C'mon, you know you love it! And it's been, what? Four, five months since you've gotten hit in the head?
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[Honestly, demigod sturdiness is probably the only reason he hasn't died of a traumatic brain injury.]
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[Leo just shrugs. SORRY JASON he has to be an ass and tease you. Just means he loves you, bro.]